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People are strange. Yay and woohoo, Jim Morrison (I�d like to think he�s still alive, but if so, why hasn�t he come out with a new album?) We�re ALL strange!! The deal is, I think you have to find the kind of weird that fits with you. My kind of weird? Well, I�m impish. Given to poor impulse control on occasions. Brusque, too. But highly & deeply compassionate, yes, I love all the underdogs of life. I'll be honest, I've got a tendency to overthink things. Sometimes, I can really use someone to tell me to �Snap Out of It,� and I�ll thank you for the favor. I�ll watch what I say to clergy, the elderly and ren, but I figure, adults are fair game, so my mouth can be as crude as BP. This generally involves my sense of humor. Dry and tongue in cheek. Perverse and gallows. Think, Monty Python�s absurdity, Sam Kinnison�s crudities, Lisa Lampanelli�s outrage-ities, a hearty Dennis Miller rant, and last but not least, Tina Fey's obtuse and super embarrassingly awkward moments. I LOVE that chick!! I talk in characters, funny voices, speak my thoughts aloud. I know, I know, it�s mostly for my own amusement at this point. People either get it, or they don�t, but like they say, to thine own self be true. I love to laugh, and make other people laugh, so I usually look for the funny side of it all. Nobody gets left behind--no prejudice here! I make fun of it all and everyone, particularly myself and my own foibles. My opinion is that life is virtually exclusively ridiculous, people behave in hilarious and fascinating ways, and the optimist in me wants us all to have as much fun as possible while we�re here. Mostly, I�m a dreamer. A romantic. When you hurt me, I can be like a little girl. I�m loyal to the death. I stay in shape, so I�m not too bad on the eyes (so I�m told) and want a partner who is also. No cigarettes please, or daily 420 habits. I love b&w films, sports (yes, sports, especially the Olympics), expressions of patriotism, and mushiness. competing and seeing if I can accomplish challenging things. Like getting a decent reply to a Craig�s List Ad. If you don�t think you�d mind a woman who regularly sticks her foot in her mouth trying to be funny, or you�d like to join in the task of making fun of me while I do it, then by all means, let�s eat a dozen oysters as soon as we can find some that aren't covered in petroleum sauce and discuss the ramifications. Or go to Jim Morrison�s grave in France. Perhaps something a little less committal on the first date. But I think what matters is connecting to the world and people around me. Would like to meet a man who has similar qualities to mine, or maybe he�ll just be accepting enough to understand me even if I�m not his clone.
If anything resonates, let�s meet sooner rather than later. If not, thanks for reading anyway. :)
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