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Are You Looking For A Laugh? So I just got back from the strip club, a couple of hours ago, with my buddies and I do have to say my friends are not very happy with me right now.
Apparently it is not proper strip club etiquette to ask the strippers things such as "do you have a soul?" or "have you ever had an existential crisis from being a stripper or does your psychiatrist give you really good drugs in order to numb you and therefore keep you working here as his favorite girl?"
You see, I was totally unaware! I thought if you slid a dollar into their diseased g-string you could do anything within the law.
I mean I do not get why they blatantly tell me to touch their bodies and then get mad when I ask intimate questions about their personal lives.
They also get mad when one approaches me for a lap-dance and I another one over and see who was willing to outbid the other.
Of course the evening ended with a bang when I asked the final dancer of the night if she thinks it's fair most women in this country get up and go to a job, college or both, only to make half the money she makes.
I certainly took the look she gave me with her dead eyes as her not being able to answer the question because it wasn't multiple choice.
I know some of you are laughing and really glad I posted this for your morning entertainment. :)
So what is my point of this ad? Well it's not to just post my little stripper anecdote. I guess I am just looking for someone who would like to entertain and be entertained.
I am not really looking for love or romance. I'm honestly not even looking for sex. That's something a little too easy to come by these days and I am not saying that just because I'm cute.
I'm saying it because as soon as our modern minds developed into our current state of consciousness, we started to lose all respect for and now trivialize all things physical.
Anyone see any fallacy behind that claim?
A little more about me.
Obviously I have a cocky smart mouth, but I am very kind to those who need it most.
Meaning I do not prey on the weak , only the predators.
I spent 4 years in the military. I didn't join because I wanted to be a brave badass, I joined because I needed a way to pay for my education. But thanks to the shit disturbers of the world, I ended up a brave badass anway ;)
But that does not mean i can't still get my kicked by a number of people in this world. So if you are some juiced out MMA fighter, who reads these posts only to start trouble. Just keep on walking. I am almost certain fighting juiced out Judo/Muy Thai/Krav Maga instructors is not in my best interest... but if you happen to be a Krav Maga instructor, I am interested in taking lessons.
I am currently a full time student at a major university here in St. Louis and enrolled in their sociocultural studies program with an emphasis on the Middle East.
Also, I independently study history, philosophy, phychology and starting to think I really need to start taking economics a little more serious. I personally think this worlds economy is THE perfect example of how we as a collective population are not ready to advance any further with anything. We are too excited about doing somehting because we can rather than stop to consider if we should. Take the industrial revolution, for example. We praise our own idiocy by parading around and convincing ourselves the industrial revolution was the best thing to happen to man since he discovered he could play with himself. I will be more than happy to give examples, but you'll have to submit a request via this post.
I have no objections to anyone of any age responding to me. I will even talk to dudes, but only in a chik fil a kinda way and not a Bravo Channel kinda way... I really hope someone got that joke because I am laughing at it myself.
Perhaps its the lack of sleep.
Ok if you have made it this far reading, I only ask you do one thing when you respond. And that's put your favorite movie as the title.
Can't wait to see what rowdy bunch this brings out!
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