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So I'm bored and looking to go on a date tonight. Write me a detailed email on how our night would go and the best idea and the best written email wins! Please put "date" in the subject line and emails with pictures will jab a better chance of getting a reply :(
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About
Make the Difference I can Make
I am a single mother of 3, work full time, and give freely of my spare time to those who care to give me theirs. Fun, spontaneity, and relaxation run in my blood 24/7. With all that said I am looking for a man between the ages of 28-40, NO YOUNGER OR OLDER, I prefer to date WHITE men only, and do not care to some extent on their size. I am not small by any means, but can't be with someone larger than me. I would like to hear from those who are laid back and looking for someone for more than sex. Ideally, LTR is the end goal of my journey, although if that does not work out then I am always thrilled to make new friends. If this sounds like you, let's get to know each other. Put "Possibilities" in subject line please...your pic will get mine.
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Hello there I am a single dad and i am looking to MEET somebody that knows all that comes with this. I am honest funny a little naughty at times and will make you laugh till you pee or spit milk through your nose it kinda depends on my mood.
Anyway about you, you would have to like smart , funny guys, average in looks with brown hair blue eyes goatee tall with a medium build you would have to like this otherwise me writing this and you reading it was a waste of our time. Please look past the fact that my written grammar is poor cuz I hate to type I speak very well. this leads me to the part where you have to understand that sending endless e-mails back and forth for days till we both get bored and stop does not interest me well it does but only for an hour. Lets really talk.
For the detail oriented reader,
I am a funny, smart, and single dad. I live alone other then when my son is here. I work for myself and my boss is an ass, wait that's me. I am really kind of cool. I promise to make you laugh but will stop before you pee or spit milk through your nose but only if you say I have to otherwise watch out and careful while drinking anything.
More about me?? Really ok nothing on cable?
I may sound coincided wait no I'm not that great ok here goes..... I'm really is time on a clock for people that can't tell time and have digital clocks. I spelled out drug AND disease so you know I'm real. I actually had to bust out my old smells like dust Webster's Dictionary to spell disease I just now realized while it's abbreviated by everybody else nobody can spell it. Hey Craig get with the program and write one with spell check. Did you catch the pun?? program lol. That joke was for the Bot's, can you believe Microsoft Word can't understand "lol" but just informed me with the underline that "Bot's" needed the ' in it, and needed to be capitalized crazy!!!
I love the outdoors and no that is not a cute way of saying I'm homeless.
Still reading? Boy your going to have a long winter lol, by the way I can't stand endless back and forth e-mails take a chance.
Pic for pic. and so I know you are real or at the very least to trick me into thinking you are please reference at least one thing from this totally over written message in the sub line. You can send a pic if you feel comfortable and don't worry Barbie dolls are for Ken I'm no Ken.
lastly, I had written a much funnier ad but didn't cut and paste it right. Craig add the darn spell check so we can write our ads on your site without looking like idiots, we need to reserve that for the real encounters.